Karaoke Queen!

I was totally gutted to come second in the karaoke competition two weeks in a row I believe it was a total conspiracy just like the eurovision song contest First week I was beaten by a German (they were the majority) and he sang "kerinka a dink" some crazy German song he never came back to defend his title and the second week I was beaten by a guy named Bill who was ok I think he was from Germany too. I'm not bitter I just think it was totally unfair England was the minority, I never stood a chance!